Animal Terror for Kids

What are you doing Macaque! Oh you better not catch that adorable little one. Whatever it is, it is much cuter than you. Don’t be jealous.

Look at his haughty expression

Every year, more than 100000 monkeys and apes are used for biomedical research around the world. A great percentage of those primates are species of macaques.

Nearly all (73-100%) pet and captive macaques are carriers of the herpes B virus.

But they have their revenge from time to time -

Frighteningly long list of primate attacks on owners.

This is my favorite one.

June 3, 1995/Hollidaysburg, Pa.: An escaped “pet” monkey grabbed a kitchen knife and cigarette lighter, holding police at bay for nearly two hours. The monkey ran through the house and bit two women.

Please reblog! We can still save Bimini!

Ok. So there is this movie Pom Poko, it is a delightful, sad and confusing story based on the legend of the Raccoon Dog. This group of raccoons try and stop their forest from being turned into apartments. They shape-shift into monsters, fall in love, fight and sing and eventually create an huge economic gain for energy-drinks.

Kids, you’ll eventually have your mind blown away at some point in your life, so this will ease you into that. Go watch this.

He is a raccoon dog. He is something that glows with mystery. Let’s get to know this strange fellow.

Look at this guy, his name has the word MONSTER in it. I wanted to add some fun facts, but basically there are none for this loser. He is in a group called ‘Lounge’ so that’s where the name ‘lounge lizard’ comes from. The Gila Monster and the Mexican Beaded lizard are the only lizards in North America that are venomous and he has a special pronunciation HEE-LA. So these guys are like the fat, sweaty dudes with fancy names that brag they own the only two Maserati cars in the North-East part of Arizona, but no they didn’t drive them to the club, cause of the outstanding D.U.I.

Bombardier Beetle is a total jerk! BOOSH! Right in that infant chickens eyes! Little chick’s friend scampers over and discovers his friend blinded, he can only laugh and point his little non-compassionate wing at him.

little chick hangs his head in shame