Animal Terror for Kids

Look at this guy, his name has the word MONSTER in it. I wanted to add some fun facts, but basically there are none for this loser. He is in a group called ‘Lounge’ so that’s where the name ‘lounge lizard’ comes from. The Gila Monster and the Mexican Beaded lizard are the only lizards in North America that are venomous and he has a special pronunciation HEE-LA. So these guys are like the fat, sweaty dudes with fancy names that brag they own the only two Maserati cars in the North-East part of Arizona, but no they didn’t drive them to the club, cause of the outstanding D.U.I.